BRB, miami

When bae plans like 3 days worth of activities in NYC when it’s 9 degrees and you look at each other like… want to just, like, leave?

Don’t get me wrong–we’re both poor, so we got a really cheap room. But the door on the bathroom was broken, and they upgraded us to the penthouse. Ie. rooftop. Ie. motherfucking jacuzzi, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Back soon 😉 Hope everyone had a nice Valentine’s!