underwear

So, one of my nightmares basically came true. And when I say nightmares, I mean I’m literally referring to that dream we’ve all had where we’re about to do something important and we have no pants on.

I forgot my shorts for class yesterday.

I was changing at 7:15 for a 7:30 class and realized I’d packed my short sleeve choli top instead. Whoops.

Another teacher said she might have some shorts I could borrow. They looked just like underwear to me, but I was desperate, so I took them without complaint. It wasn’t until afterwards that she told me they were from Victoria’s Secret, and I said “Oh cool, I didn’t know they made shorts!” And she said, “Oh, well, they’re not… but they’re shorts in here!”

Reader, I taught a class in underwear.

I think I deserve a badge now or something.