Drumroll: It’s called a Capezio!!

Harriet came through for me on this one–the weird move I was trying to describe (and did so very poorly) was called a Capezio (at least by my instructor, the hilarious and cool Rica at B&P) and possibly a dolphin by Angela’s teacher.

As Angela pointed out in the comments for the last post, this one’s great for intermediate beginners because there’s so many points of contact–but you do have to be comfortable enough in a thigh hold to lean back and regrip below your legs. Definitely a bit of a spooky experience the first time.

Here’s a video I shot 10 minutes before leaving for a belly show this weekend (hence the false eyelashes and pin curls). Yes, I arrived sweaty and late.

If you want to try this one at home, I definitely recommend practicing first 1. thigh grip sits with straight legs, then progressing to 2. leaning from one side to the other and noticing how you can lock in your legs with a “push pull,” 3. leaning back in this tilted “push pull” position with your top hand gripping near your waist and your bottom hand grabbing under your bum, and finally 4.  opening your legs into this jazz split/half stag position (but remembering to push against the pole with your top, bent leg).

This WILL hurt a little, and I have the crotch bruise right now to prove it. But it’s so cute!

If you try it send me a pic or vid!! I wanna see!

And speaking of pics, here’s some of the show the pin curls were for! We were channeling some Britney vibes circa Me Against the Music. Very fun 😀

The fabulous Maki moves created something called “cha-cha fusion” for us set to an Arabic version of “Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.” We got to throw our hats, so obviously I was thrilled.

XOXO

Photos by Michael Ortiz: (except for the backstage shot, that’s someone’s iphone 😉

 

Bizarre Key Words You People Have Used to Find My Blog

So I finally checked my stats (through the fingers over my eyes) and found this hilarious assortment of search terms. Enjoy them, below, with my comments (because obviously, I can’t leave people looking for answers hanging, can I?!):

Key words:

“how do pole dancers vagina smells like candy?”

I don’t know… and I think you mean strippers, in which case we’re probably talking about Love Spell by Victoria’s Secret (or Champagne and Strawberries. Come on, you know it’s true).

“i pole dance and im still fat”

My condolences?

“pee pee dance from silence of the lamb”

Wait, what?

“buffalo bill silence of the lambs”

Yeah, I know what post we’re talking about.

“spices for stripper names”

That’s very specific of you, but sure: Ginger, Sporty, Baby…

“friends don’t let friends forget leg day”

I know what post that is too.

“id fuck me silence of the lambs”

Haha. It’s funny because it’s true.

“pole sit hurts”

They certainly do.

“wiggle your big toe”

You first!

“slutty girls of edc”

Hey now, thems is fighting words.

“tips for having a nasty and mean pole dancing for your guy”

Like, literally? Maybe shout insults or something at him while dancing?

“do you have to know pole tricks to be an exotic dancer”

Honey, I have no idea, but it probably couldn’t hurt.

“how does spinning pole ride”

Like a fucking BRONCO. In a bad way.

“friends dont let friends not work out legs”

I think I know what you mean, but you’re not quite there yet.

“reverse scissor butterfly kick pole dance”

You just made that up, didn’t you?

“stripper name chart”

Well I can give you some ideas, but I’m not organized enough to have a whole chart. Laminated binder, maybe, chart, no.

And now the real reason for my third post in three days: I just found out that classes are picking up again next Monday!!!!

You know I miss y’all so come see me! 😉

Happy Twirls!

Cathy

Thigh holds update:

I’ll be brief: THEY DON’T HURT LIKE A MOFO ANYMORE!

They still hurt, but, as I cheating on my studio yet again last night, I found I was able to maintain a pole sit indefinitely while waiting for the rest of the class to even climb. We’re talking at least a minute. (!!)

Also, CLIMBING! I need to start timing myself because I feel like I was getting major air over and over like a freaking monkey.

I’m not blathering on about this to brag, but because I remember all to clearly trying these things for the first time.

They were impossibly hard, and painful, and I remember thinking, There’s no way I’ll ever be able to do this.

(*Freddy Mercury fist*)

Practice makes perfect guys, it really, truly does.

It also makes killer biceps 😉

OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT! EDC studios on 5th and 28th St at 6pm! I’m teaching intro and spins, starting at 6:30, but there’s tons of great non-pole classes you can sample too! Totally free.

JOIN US. (Read that in a creepy cult voice).

More later when I’m not swamped.

Happy twirls!
Cathy