POLE PLAY DATE.

OMG you guys, I had a pole play date!

Turns out, my friend Irene who’s an aerialist (she’s been on 8 apparatuses and counting) and a poler lives somewhat nearby to me! (though honestly, nothing is truly nearby Bay Ridge).

Since she has a photoshoot coming up, she wanted to come by and practice poses. So we had a POLE PLAY DATE (PPD).

I snapped a few pics so she could see which moves were photographing well, but honestly, the slaying-ness is undeniable and I just had to post, poor photo-quality be damned! (I shot these with my iPhone from where I was lazily stretching on the floor)

Check this out, and feel ungraceful by comparison:

She can also flag, so she also taught me how, kind of!

I shocked myself by getting a variation of it on my first try–my legs wanted to go into a stag position and I was feeling it, so I stuck with it. I can also do it with one leg straight, but, it looks less dancery.

The trick is to support your rib cage with your lower arm. You have to create a shelf with your tricep/elbow area to rest your upper body on. Then just hang on tight with the top arm (locking the pole in your armpit) and push away with the bottom one, and amaze yourself by being able to lift your legs. It’s really not as hard as it looks, shockingly).

Ugh, I miss my normal sized ponytail.
Ugh, I miss my normal-sized ponytail.

NB: I sent this picture to my dad, who thought it was a spin (because how else would I hold myself up unless momentum was helping, THANKS FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME DAD).

I wanted my dad to think I was a boss, so I shot this video of the trick while working on the freestyle I promised you guys (no, I didn’t forget!). It’s over on Facebook because I didn’t wanted to get muted/in trouble on YouTube or  Vimeo.

Oh, speaking of freestyling… I shot like 7 or 8 full song videos from the other night. I just hated all of them.

Why? I’m very disappointed in myself with the lack of variety. I think this is a clear sign that I  need to be taking classes at a new studio and expanding my repetoire of moves, because the ones I have are TIRED.

Anyway, I did do like a 10 second or so sequence to a Sam Smith song that I ended up liking, so I’ll include that below.

A word on Sam Smith: I saw the “I’m Not the Only One” video a few weeks back and was absolutely gutted by it. While I was dancing to it, I didn’t really have a word in mind–instead, I was trying to capture that push and pull of a bad relationship: it’s making you miserable, but you need the moments of happiness more than ever because you’re so unhappy. The cure is the poison, etc. (If you know me, you know I have a lot of experience with this.)

If you haven’t already, go watch the video, if only for Chris Messina (moment of silence for the bad boy hotness he has going on here.)

And finally, here’s a clip of me remembering that I hate men:

I actually shot a few takes to this song, but the others are on my iPad after my phone ran out of space. So maybe I’ll find something I like to post later. (Though chances are I will hate literally all of those videos too).

What’s new with you guys? Staying motivated or feeling anti-exercise right now with all the fitness hype in the air?

XOXOXO

OW.

Hey party people!

Good news and bad news:

The good news is, I CAN DO A MARLEY.

Bad news: I BLEW OUT MY CALF.

Er, like, side-calf. Where your calf connects to something hard and probably important on the side of your leg.

Like, you know that cute little line down the outside of your calf? Yeah, that’s where things are ALL messed up.

I did the successful Marleys (BOTH SIDES) a week ago and felt something kinda… spasm… when I grabbed my feet. Now I can’t even crouch without falling over in a dramatic fashion, clutching my leg and making a crazy pain face.

…so what did I do?!!!! Have you guys experienced this? All my CPT friends insist on foam rolling the crap outta me, but it’s not helping 😐

Anyway, I hope I heal soon because GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT: my freelance photog friend is going to help my document some of my tricks!

I’m super jazzed about somebody else taking pictures of me because the better my tricks get, the worse I am at taking capturing them. I mean, I can’t really get into a butterfly or marley before the 10 second timer on my camera goes off and not break my neck, you dig? So it’s been difficult trying to track my progress. Which is sad, because SHOWING OFF: I love it.

Anyway, what’s everybody working on? Are we all wussing out because it’s hot and nobody feels like doing anything difficult?

I have an air conditioner this summer for the first time in 6 years of living in New York, so, I’m really excited that I can practice at home this year! (And without coating my entire body in Dry Hands (!!)).

Fill me in: what’s new?

HT,

CV