Side-eyeing This BeSpun Flow Challenge

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Maybe I’m just being grouchy because I’m in finals hell, but this shit is way too athletic.

When BeSpun first announced these flow challenges I was like YASSSSS, something I can participate in that doesn’t require a Fonji or a cartwheel onto the pole or whatever other gymnastic trend is happening in the pole world.

And then I watched the videos.

“Oh okay… yeah I can’t really do a split where I touch my front leg to my face but okay, maybe there’s more I can do.”

“Oh okay I can’t really do that thing where you balance on your head while doing a layback bridge thing, but maybe there’s something else I can do.”

“Oh, okay. I literally can’t do 80% of this.”

“:|”

Again, am I just being grouchy? Is the whole point being challenged and I’m missing that?

Anybody else get annoyed at pole moves that only look good with extreme flexibility and 9 inch heels?

#mood

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BeSpun just started its flow challenge again

Awwww yeah, it’s that time of year again. And this time BeSpun’s Flow challenge is less about freestylin‘ and more about choreography, which I love.

Especially because it looks a lot less complicated that what I’m usually expected to learn in less than an hour of choreography classes on the pole 😐

(if only y’all knew what this was SUPPOSED to look like… and there was another minute of totally blundered choreo after this. You’re killing me Tatiana, haha).

So, Flow Challenge. Are we insies? Please share any videos with me if you participate, because I’m a nosy motherf***er and I wanna see. Here’s a link to the first installment of the challenge, and make sure you follow their facebook group to get new vids as they come out!